This talk explores how painting in a school can be used as a means of locomotion through the labyrinth. Each painting already exists in the eternal, therefore, it is a matter of moving, through the application of oil paint on canvas, to the place where the painting is. Ordinarily, an artist produces art which corresponds to his or her repertoire of influences, but when a group of painters work together according to the instructions of Mr. Gold, who is himself responding to the needs of the school, movement for the entire school is made possible across what is playfully called in this talk, "The Awfully Big Map".